Just pause it: Don’t be an organised idiot like me!

So, I was working a night shift last week and I went to the vending machine to get some apple juice. I used my debit card, put it back into my top pocket, grabbed my apple juice and sat playing silly games on my phone on my break for an hour. I then went back …
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The 3 best ways to cheer yourself up

1. Relax and clear your mind of all things stressy – be it personal stress, work stress or the world’s stress (and there’s been plenty of that recently). Make yourself comfortable. For me, that’s either in bed, on the sofa or at my desk. Bearing in mind the next bit involves writing implements, I’d choose …
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(Good) advice I’d give to my teenage self: Part 1

A song you listened to, over and over, in 1983, will feature heavily in your regular Spotify playlist in 2021. That’s 38 years of listening to the same song. Maybe broaden your musical tastes…? In 2018, you will get kidney stones. TWICE. Drink enough water to make passing them easier. They FUCKING HURT! Tell your …
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